There are certain things you do not need to talk about in front of your son-in-law, especially on a car ride. You know, when he can’t get out and run far far away…..

• What you remove with a pumice stone.
• The fact that you couldn’t find matching hose for church
• What your supper did to your stomach
• Discuss the type of underclothes you wear
• Have a list of what is wrong with the house that needs to be repaired immediately
• What you wish we had done differently to the house when it was built
• What type bra you would like Santa Claus to bring